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A Star Wars Subway Ride
Once you live in New York, most things dont surprise you. As one example, an elderly and somewhat hunchbacked man recently hobbled up to me on 5th avenue.SEX! He shouted excitedly, about two inches...
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How to Make People Think You're Good Looking
Lets face it, youre ugly. If you want to attract guys, here are a few things you need to do. Slop makeup on your face. Do horrible things to your hair. Wear slut lipstick. Basically, find a way to ...By Brandon Root # Funny
Play by Play: How Lebron James Completely Wasted Your Time
It is 10:35 PM on Thursday July 8th as I type this. As I think back on my evening, there are so many things I could have done between 9 and 10 that would have been much more productive than watchin...By Matt Scuteri # Interesting
Republicans Say the Dumbest Things
Sure, both sides of the political spectrum have been known to say some pretty ridiculous things, but if you want the really insane, crazy, conspiracy shit, you only need to look in only one directi...
So, You Want to be a YouTube Phenomenon
You know the expression, everyone gets fifteen minutes of fame? That sentence is practically etched in the YouTubeCode of Conduct with the quill of Zeus. In fact, if it werent for Youtube, fifty pe...
What Your Facebook Profile Actually Says About You
Facebook is a reflection of your life, so make that reflection count. Avoid being labeled as something youre not by following this simple guide.By Brigitta Burguess # Internet
10 Ways that Apple has Changed Our Lives For The Better
When it was announced that Apples 1984 minute-long Super Bowl ad was set to cost $1.5 million dollars, it was deemed a foolish investment. However, since its release, it is now considered a gateway...By Ashley Scott # Interesting
10 Cliches to Include in the TV Ad for Your Crappy College
Youve all seen it. Youre watching TV at one of those low-traffic times during the day you know, when people with successful careers are expected to be working or sleeping and there it is: A low-b...By Dean Holden # Funny
Humans: The Most Efficient Way Possible to Screw Everything Up
Staggeringly depressed because our oceans are now full of oil and your bank account is full of dust bunnies? Give in to your cynicism and watch this trailer for humankind. Scientists have been comb...By Brandon Root # Funny
The Best On-Screen Dads
Hollywood has a knack for creating characters we wish we could be. Whether its James Bond or Han Solo, Annie Hall or Sabrina Fairchild,most of ushave an idol who only exists in the movies. These ot...By Colleen Thornhill # Movies
10 Recent Celebrity Inductees into the Hall of Shame
Celebrities are people well known for their extraordinary talent in music, acting, and sports. They may be good in their chosen field, but sometimes they become better known for something else. The...By Jill Thistle # Celebrity
12 Ways to Look and Act Like a Soccer Fan
You may have noticed the recent trend in American sports fandom. I dont know exactly when or where we got on the bus with the rest of the world, but no ones happier about it than me. (Oh, except ma...By Sarah Tebbe # Guide
Best of E3 '10
The Electronic Entertainment Expo, better known to gamers across the world as E3, is celebrated for introducing a slew of exciting new gaming products releasing within the next year. Gamers and jou...By Artisin
10 Embarrassing Gigs Huge Celebrities Did Before They Were Famous
All celebrities have to start from somewhere, and sometimes that somewhere is kind of hilarious given their success later in life. Particularly in this grueling recession, tales of the worlds bigge...
20 Movie Quotes That Have Become Legendary
Ever been to see one of those movies that comes smack out of the blue, and suddenly all you hear the next day/week/month is people quoting from it? Your friends, your family, that really serious br...By Sangu Mandanna # Movies, Pop Culture
5 Movies That Stretch Historical Fact
To a Hollywood writer, the so-called facts are mere obstacles that get in the way of an interesting story. You see, no one wants to see a movie thats just about Abraham Lincoln. Sure he did some pr...By Matt Scuteri # Interesting, Movies
Fear And Loathing With The Kardashians
The season premiere of Kourtney and Chloe Take Miami aired on E! this week and the Kardashian girls were up to their old self-involved, pathalogical shenanigans. As I watched the horror unfold I wa...
The 5 Types of Michael Bay Characters
For those of you who are scratching your heads and thinking, Michael Bay? Which ones he, again?, hes the one who directed such big, explosive movies as Armageddon, Bad Boys,Pearl Harbour, Transform...By Sangu Mandanna # Interesting, Movies
10 Fast Food Abominations
Ah, America. Land of the free, home of the brave and the 1500 calorie sandwich. As Americans, its our God given right to stuff our faces with a sandwich that meets or exceeds our recommend daily ca...Page 1 of 12
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